What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:09
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”